Chickens love Greens
*chirp, chirp, chirp*Newbie #1, "What the heck is that green thing?!"Newbie #2, "I don't know! Go check it out!"Newbie #1, "I'm not checking it out! You go check it out!"Hen #1, "What the hell?! Are you guys kidding me? If you don't eat that, I'm gonna come over there and eat it myself! Dumbasses!"Newbie #1, "Oh shit! Did you see…