Chickens

Dear Chickens…

I know there have been some changes around here lately that may have caused you a little stress, however, this whole “let’s get together and only lay 1-2 eggs a day for the humans” thing is completely unacceptable.  There are five of you currently laying!

STEP. IT. UP.

You were brought into our yard to help us be more sustainable, not to add to our monthly costs.  If it is costing us more to keep you than you are giving us in the form of fantastically yummy eggs, I have to warn you, you will become a yummy stew.  No joke.

Also, this strike of yours is completely unfounded.  The stresses I spoke of are not even real stresses!  New rommates?  A new Chicken Mansion?  You have food, water, shelter and attention.  What else could a chicken want?!?  Figure it out, my friends, or I will have your heads.  Literally.

I thank you in advance for your prompt attention to this matter.

Sincerely,
Bee Girl
(AKA The Management)

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2 Comments on “Dear Chickens…

  1. Ha! I love that you’re making your way through my posts! Thank you 🙂

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